aspirateur-killeuse:

Made by one of my friend (this had to be made)

WATCH THIS!

Fix You
Gabrielle Aplin — PLAYED 42 TIMES

Fix You cover by Gabrielle Aplin

vivianvivisection:

straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping
smushly:


Bradley. Flipping up his sword. Being all slick. Like a boss.

smushly:

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Bradley. Flipping up his sword. Being all slick. Like a boss.

cumberbabymama:

A king and his servant and their differences.

cumberbabymama:

A king and his servant and their differences.

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

magicalgirlcarmine:

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they die.

French slang is freaking metal.

DEATH BY OHONHONHON

we also have ptdr (pété de rire) and xpldr (explosé de rire) which basically translates to “broken from laughing” and “exploding from laughter” so yeah we take laughing really seriously. or brutally.

mdr

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

I’m envious of people who can write. When I read something I wrote, it looks like a 7 year-old trying to explain psychological theories to her teacher… Sometimes it makes me laugh. Other times, I want to erase everything and pretend I don’t have work to hand in.

darkfuse:

i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.