Made by one of my friend (this had to be made)
straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.
the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.
Bradley. Flipping up his sword. Being all slick. Like a boss.
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they die.
French slang is freaking metal.
DEATH BY OHONHONHON
we also have ptdr (pété de rire) and xpldr (explosé de rire) which basically translates to “broken from laughing” and “exploding from laughter” so yeah we take laughing really seriously. or brutally.
Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me
I’m envious of people who can write. When I read something I wrote, it looks like a 7 year-old trying to explain psychological theories to her teacher… Sometimes it makes me laugh. Other times, I want to erase everything and pretend I don’t have work to hand in.
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.